Rules for living from the “Mayor of Gringo Gulch”:
1. Don’t worry.
2. Be fat, happy, and let it all hang out.
3. Listen to people’s problems and they will pay your tab.
4. When you are sick, sterilize the body with heavy drinking.
5. Expect very little and be happy when even you don’t get it.
6. Pick the not so pretty whore for the really good blow job.
7. Reject hard work. It’s rarely worth the effort.
8. Never pay more than $20, including dinner and drinks, to get laid.
9. Be kind to those in the gutter. You may some day need their help.
10. If you’re not getting laid after the fourth time out you’re just feeding someone.
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